Finally, A Slice Of Pizza On A Paper Plate Night Light

March 2, 2016


For those of us without millions of dollars, this is the $6 Pizza Night Light designed by Steph Mantis. It looks like a little slice of cheese pizza on a paper plate and helps keep monsters away while you sleep. Plus illuminate the walk to the bathroom for that 3AM spicy jalapeno pizza diarrhea. Prefer your pizza a little more meaty? Too bad, there's no pepperoni or meat lovers version available yet. Obviously, I'm going to gift one to my roommate for Roommate Appreciation Day, then wait for him to get drunk and electrocute himself reaching for the pizza one night. Mwahahahahahahhaha. It's almost too perfect. "Who's going to pay the other half of rent?" CANCEL ORDER, PLAN FOILED.

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