This is two and half month old baby Isabelle Kaplan (left). She was born with a full head of hair and the internet has decided she looks like a news anchor. Which, admittedly, she does. I wasn't born with any hair and STILL don't have any. You know why? Because I'm actually a majestic bald eagle. CAW CAW! *spreads wings, tries to eat raw mouse, pukes* Fine, I'm not really a bald eagle, guys, I'm just a person. My balls didn't drop until senior year of college. Until then I just assumed I didn't have any. Boy was my girlfriend surprised! "Surprised about what?" That I was calling her my girlfriend.
Keep going for one more shot of the beautiful hair.
Thanks to Alyssa, who was born with braids.