Baby Born With Full Hair, Looks Like News Anchor

March 30, 2016

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This is two and half month old baby Isabelle Kaplan (left). She was born with a full head of hair and the internet has decided she looks like a news anchor. Which, admittedly, she does. I wasn't born with any hair and STILL don't have any. You know why? Because I'm actually a majestic bald eagle. CAW CAW! *spreads wings, tries to eat raw mouse, pukes* Fine, I'm not really a bald eagle, guys, I'm just a person. My balls didn't drop until senior year of college. Until then I just assumed I didn't have any. Boy was my girlfriend surprised! "Surprised about what?" That I was calling her my girlfriend.

Keep going for one more shot of the beautiful hair.

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Thanks to Alyssa, who was born with braids.

  • skeptic

    Ron burgundy.

  • Georgia

    So no one but me thinks this looks fake? Creepy and fake?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    You forgot to say that the shades are all wrong and it is the same as a scene from never back down.

  • Guesticle

    that baby has the squarest head i've ever seen

  • Munihausen

    hysterical; nice work

  • TheQiwiMan

    I was disappointed by the lack of Trump and/or Bernie, so i fixed that:
    http://imgur.com/oAf04BH

  • shashi

    so that's why trump hates anchor babies

  • Ollie Williams

    The mother's smile say, "Look at me and my happy newborn!", but her eyes say, "I've made a huge mistake."

  • GeneralDisorder

    Isn't post-partem depression beautiful?

  • The_Wretched

    It's probably a maternal hormone effect and will all fall out by 6 mos. Later the kids own hormones will kick in and their normal hair will replace it.

  • X_Retch

    What a nice flowing mane!

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