AirBnB Offering The Chance To Spend A Night In The Middle Of Giant Aquarium Surrounded By 35 Sharks

March 30, 2016

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AirBnB is currently running a contest to win a one-night stay in a 360-degree glass room in the middle of the shark exhibit at the Aquarium de Paris. Three lucky winners will be chosen. No word if you can point and choose which shark you want for dinner like lobsters at a seafood restaurant, but I have every intention of diving in there and catching it myself with my bare hands anyways. Also no word if the sharks will get jealous if they see you having sex doggy style, since they can't. "Sharks do have sexy doggystyle." No, they have sharkystyle sex (side-by-side). Trust me, I wanted to be a marine biologist when I was growing up. "What happened?" Family vacation to the beach and hated it.

Keep going for several more shots of your accommodations.

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Thanks to Lizzy, who urged me to enter the contest which I agreed to knowing I absolutely never would. I'm sorry, Lizzy.

  • The_Wretched

    Will the diver be watching you in bed all night long? How much did he pay?

  • Veggie Pita

    How do you get down there . . .and where's the bathroom?

  • duck_in_the_face_at_250_knots

    Once again, the sharks are missing lasers.

  • ATAVU5

    No TV? PSHH NO THANKS.

  • TheQiwiMan

    It's an aquarium, more like "No TANKS!!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahakillme

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