These are some of the upholstered faux taxidermy animal mounts created by artist Kelly Rene Jelinek of Etsy shop LittleStagStudio. Prices range from $800 - $3,500 depending on the animal chosen and materials used. I'm thinking I want a lion head made out of my current sofa. I'm sure my roommate won't mind. I think he inherited after his grandma passed away or something. "It's a family heirloom." Right, the family heirloom you fart into all day long. It's going to be a lion head now, the choice has been made.
Keep going for a bunch more examples of other animals.
Thanks to Dave L, who promised to make me a green velvet dino head mount for my next birthday, which I am very excited about now even if my friends all forget about it like they usually do.