This is a video from Slow Mo Guys Dan Gruchy and Gavin Free of a mouse trap crushing Gavin's tongue filmed at 2,000 frames/second. It's kinda gross. Tongues are weird. One time a girl put her tongue in my mouth and it felt super weird. Kind of like having a slug in your mouth. "How do you know what it feels like to have a slug in your mouth?" Because when I was a kid I wanted to know what it would feel like for a girl to put her tongue in my mouth so I thought a slug might be similar AND I WAS RIGHT.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Ross, who was half expecting it to cut his tongue in half. No? Just me?