The United States Of Questions: What People Google Asking About Each State

February 5, 2016

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This is a map created by the folks at mental_floss showing autocomplete search results for typing 'Why does [state name]' into Google while in Chrome's Incognito (aka p0rn hunting) mode. The majority of sports related results were dismissed with a few exceptions for states that nobody asks any non-sports related questions about. What is that state in the middle that people ask why it smells? Is that East Dakota? "Nebraska, East Dakota isn't even a real state." Uh-oh, looks we've got a geometry whiz over here! "Geography." I should have gone to school.

Thanks to hairless, whose Google searches are entirely razor and Nair related.

  • Richard Martin

    The answer to why Florida sucks is: Because the majority who live in Florida are from somewhere else. like Michigan, New York and several of the New England States for an example..

  • palpable ovaltine

    People want to know why Georgia has "so many countries"
    .....

  • Jenness

    I clicked on comments just to ask that exact same question, then see below that Shaun9lives answered thinking it must be a type of the graphic designer.

  • Shaun9lives

    *Counties*, Georgia has a shit-load of counties, the second most behind Texas, which has over 5 times the land mass.

  • MM

    no, dumbass, read the fucking picture. There's an R in there.

  • palpable ovaltine

    I know what was meant to be there, but countries is actually what is listed on the infographic.

  • Shaun9lives

    No shit. The infographic is wrong.

  • Boanerges1989

    The infographic is right. I checked. Spelling is not the strongest skill of internet-goers. I could go further and mention that it is not a skill at all.

  • Because daylight savings time is no longer relevant and ironically, a waste of time.

    Sincerely,
    Everyone in Arizona

  • Briane Pagel

    Yes, Arizona is way ahead of the rest of us saps in everything from ignoring daylight savings time to being viciously racist. Kudos!

  • Jenness

    Way to generalize Briane and insult millions based on some internet meme you read once.

  • IronMant

    If you want to know why Colorado hates California, watch season 10, episode 2 of South Park, "Smug Alert!".

  • Emmitt Morgans

    But Wisconsin doesn't have "a" NHL team... I think a lot of people were Googling-while-drunk.

    I also see that people wonder why Georgia has so many countries... interesting. I'm going to say "because Coca-Cola." That makes just about as much sense.

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