Because every single product should be available in both Star Wars and dinosaur themes, this is the $15 silicon T-Rex Oven Mitt designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It can pick up hot pans with its mouth without burning your hand. Presumably, it can also be slathered with lube and used to pleasure yourself. Not that anybody would do that. Not anybody not typing this right now anyways.
Thanks to my buddy Ash, who grabs pans out of the oven barehanded to impress his family, who only think it's sad he doesn't have any other ways to impress them.