Pew Pew!: NERF Pedal Car For Blasting On The Go

February 16, 2016


This is the $300 Hauck NERF Battle Racer. It's a little pedal car with a bunch of built-in storage for NERF guns and ammo. That way you can shoot your friends ON THE GO. Because how important is steering really? If I had to choose between two hands on the wheel, one hand on the wheel and one on a gun, or both hands on guns I would choose both hands on guns while steering with a knee and hoisting the Jolly Roger flag I tied to my penis. This is not my first rodeo. Man, I would love to get two of these and play chicken and I would win but still lose all my teeth because driveways are hard. Still, until then my friends and I are going to have the best time playing NERF Mad Max. Plus I made up a rule where if you run out of ammo you're allowed to beat your opponents with your actual weapon because I already lost all my darts weeks ago. Come get some!

Keep going for a couple more shots and a pretty awful commercial.




Thanks to Talmadge, who paintballs with friends from the tops of monster trucks. Now that is something I could get into.

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