This is the $300 Hauck NERF Battle Racer. It's a little pedal car with a bunch of built-in storage for NERF guns and ammo. That way you can shoot your friends ON THE GO. Because how important is steering really? If I had to choose between two hands on the wheel, one hand on the wheel and one on a gun, or both hands on guns I would choose both hands on guns while steering with a knee and hoisting the Jolly Roger flag I tied to my penis. This is not my first rodeo. Man, I would love to get two of these and play chicken and I would win but still lose all my teeth because driveways are hard. Still, until then my friends and I are going to have the best time playing NERF Mad Max. Plus I made up a rule where if you run out of ammo you're allowed to beat your opponents with your actual weapon because I already lost all my darts weeks ago. Come get some!
Keep going for a couple more shots and a pretty awful commercial.
Thanks to Talmadge, who paintballs with friends from the tops of monster trucks. Now that is something I could get into.