Pew Pew!: NERF Pedal Car For Blasting On The Go

February 16, 2016


This is the $300 Hauck NERF Battle Racer. It's a little pedal car with a bunch of built-in storage for NERF guns and ammo. That way you can shoot your friends ON THE GO. Because how important is steering really? If I had to choose between two hands on the wheel, one hand on the wheel and one on a gun, or both hands on guns I would choose both hands on guns while steering with a knee and hoisting the Jolly Roger flag I tied to my penis. This is not my first rodeo. Man, I would love to get two of these and play chicken and I would win but still lose all my teeth because driveways are hard. Still, until then my friends and I are going to have the best time playing NERF Mad Max. Plus I made up a rule where if you run out of ammo you're allowed to beat your opponents with your actual weapon because I already lost all my darts weeks ago. Come get some!

Keep going for a couple more shots and a pretty awful commercial.




Thanks to Talmadge, who paintballs with friends from the tops of monster trucks. Now that is something I could get into.

  • As cool as this seems at first glance, any kid being given a $300 glorified Playskool cart with Nerf guns on if needs to have their parents recieve a set of leather goods instead. I'd far rather have my kids build one from scrapwood and dangerous metal oddments! (And so would they.)

  • The shadow's are all wrong

    GW, tell me more about this jolly rancher flag. It'd better not be green apple

  • tim

    This is what you use to carjack that Tesla.

  • Daniel L Charlebois

    Teaching kids how to do drive bys young.

  • Rufio_the_Lostboy

    No forward mount for a Rhino Fire or Vulcan? What is even the point?????

    If I'm paying $300 for a nerf pedal car I want some hardpoints to mount the hi-cap auto nerf weaponry.

  • The_Wretched

    They need to work on hardpoint placement. Good luck getting reloaded or switching weapons while you're peddling about. Maybe they could also add a nerf drone add in for shooting darts at your playpartner's spokes and a play detention /black ops site with nerf batteries and nerf electrodes.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Don't forget the nerf water-boarding!

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