Domesticated Red Fox Mistakes White Bed Sheets For Snow, Keeps Trying To Dive In

February 23, 2016


This is a short video of Juniper the domesticated red fox repeatedly trying to dive into white bed sheets thinking they're snow and there's a mouse or something else delicious underneath. They are not snow though, they are bed sheets. Similarly, sometimes I dive into bed thinking there's going to be someone there waiting for me, but there never is. It's just an empty bed. I try to tell myself I should be thankful I don't have to worry about anybody stealing the covers, but deep down I'm very, very lonely. Sure I have a dog, but she's not allowed on the bed because she has a dingleberry problem. Anybody giving away free hugs today?

Hit the jump for this video, as well as one of Juniper eating treats she hid in her toy box for emergencies.

Thanks to Shannon, who never flips her pillow over because she prefers the hot side. That makes no sense to me whatsoever.

  • Deksam

    I wonder who will be the 1st to post "What Does The Fox Say"???

    Oh crap, I think it was me.....

  • I'll give you a big hug GW.

  • TheQiwiMan

    GW never appreciates my hugs. Maybe because I exclusively give "Winnie the Pooh"-hugs. (As in, wearing nothing but a small red shirt)

  • I never have complaints about my "Winnie The Pooh" hugs.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You probably bathe far more frequently than I do...

  • S.M. Archer

    Man, that post took a turn into sad feels pretty quick.

  • kasual

    R.I.P. your sheets.

    Also, can't help but feel bad for a 'pet' fox. Maybe happier in a refuge with access to actual snow. Who knows.

  • Mr.4maldehyde

    Same could be said for cats and dogs, by that logic.

  • kasual

    Domestication of cats and dogs has taken place over thousands of years. Fox domestication started in the 60s and is still a work in progress with a very small breeding pool. Domesticated foxes are being sold as pets, or more commonly for fur, because the project to domesticate them ran out of funds.

  • FearlessFarris

    WTF? I want a pet fox!

  • Tem

    First you have to have the shitbox apartment and dollar store lights to simulate that natural environment!

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  • Tem

    17 thousand shitposts on Geekologie and you're still the blazing heart of this site.

  • WhiteEagle2

    Me too! They're illegal as pets in AZ though...

  • Matthew Anderson

    Everything that's not white and old is illegal in AZ...

  • Where illegal?

  • WhiteEagle2

    Right there behind you! Look out, before it gets you !

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