This is the Baby Nessie Tea Infuser from OTOTO ($14). Previously: their Nessie ladle and kitchen strainer. The tea infuser is the smallest in their Nessie family of products. Me? I don't really drink tea too much because it makes me pee a lot and I don't like peeing a lot because I want to keep my pee muscles as strong as possible because if I'm going to live to be 400 years old it's important I'm not dribbling pee on the way to the bathroom at night. The hallway is all carpet. I'm really dehydrated.
Keep going for one more shot in case you're purchase decision depends on what Nessie looks like in an opaque cup.
Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees its only a matter of time before every kitchen product is available as a Loch Ness Monster.