No More Bright Lights Or Accidents: The Illumibowl Motion-Activated Toilet Bowl Light

I want one with properly "motion" activated lights that dance in time with your poops!

Kohler already makes a lighted toilet seat, it has a built in night light and when you lift the lid.. it becomes a "Task" light.. (according to the box )..no, hanging battery box either..

Well, it's about time.

Amazing. It lights up the wall behind the bowl.... THROUGH THE BOWL.

That photo makes it look like it's an evil toilet.

Yea, that original shot looked cool, till I saw the big plastic, suction cup thingy hanging on for dear life on the side! Keep working guys - you can hide it a little better than that!

Parents need to make sure they pick red and call it the "pee and poop eater" - then warn them if they don't get all the pee and poop into the potty it will come alive and eat them. Only by sacrificing all their pee and poop to it when they are in the house can they be safe.

I declare this to be totally legit and not emotionally scarring to children at all.

Parenting: Ur doin it rite!

Imagine an evil parent telling their child that if they sit on the toilet it will eat them from the asshole in. That's it. You can be the best parent in the world in every other facet, but you say that one thing and you create a person that forever shits their pants. And it doesn't stop at the pant shitting. They'll never be able to have any kind of relationship or even hold down a job because they'll always smell like shit. They'll have crippling social anxiety because they know they shouldn't shit their pants but they can't stop. The real fucked up part of it is though, they'll probably forget the parent even said that. They'll be even more confused because they have no clue why they're fucked up. It'll be like an inception that destroys their entire life before they have a chance. All because they were made to believe the toilet was evil.

I think you should change your user name to "The guy you always get stuck talking to at parties"

I could discuss the weather or the local sports team if you prefer.

"Sounds dope, hey I think someone said we needed ice. I'm gonna do a quick ice run. Yea... I really want to hear your weather/sports story though! For sure."

*Sprints to car*
*Returns never*

"It worked guys, he's gone!"

*hookers and blow arrive*

I'm just amazed his comment wasn't a derogatory remark aimed at me.

You're a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt

Now I feel loved - thank you.

BWAH HA HAH AHAHAHAH