Must Be Nice: Woman Gets Airline Flight All To Herself

February 4, 2016


These are a couple shots of Zhang aboard the Chinese airline flight she got all to herself thanks to people cancelling their trips due to winter storms or booking an earlier flight. You know I've been on a plane with only one other person before. Unfortunately, that person was not a pilot and we crashed into the side of a jungle mountain. I live here now, it's like Lost but without all the weird shit happening. I'm bored come rescue me.

Zhang had a grand time on the 2-hour ride. She didn't have to fight over armrests or listen to screaming babies. Instead, she switched seats often, chatted with the flight attendants, and shared a bag of oranges with the pilot.

There is nothing better than a flight with almost nobody on it. I like to find a seat without anybody in front of me because I have long legs and if somebody tries to recline their chair it will break my kneecaps. One of my kneecaps is already broken from a bicycle accident and I can't kneel on it or I get a shooting pain up my leg. I asked a doctor to take a look at it but he asked where my pet is and told me he's a veterinarian and he's not going to look at my knee even though I was kind of dancing a $5 bill in front of his face and raising my eyebrows enticingly.

Thanks to n0nentity, or may or may not be a ghost inside the machine. I don't even know what that means but I just gave myself the chills.

  • JJtoob

    One time, I took a flight and had upgraded my seating just hours prior to boarding, and I had specifically chosen a seat in the back of the plane to be able to take good pictures of the outside without the wing in the way. I only upgraded because I it wasn't that much money, and I wanted to board sooner. I don't know if the attendants thought I had a shitty seat given I upgraded, but they asked me to move to a front section. I didn't want to argue because I thought they may have a better reason, and I didn't want to be that person holding everyone up, so I just moved like a good boy. Sorry if I bored you with this story, but it's all I got that's related. I mean good for her that she had an orgy at 35,000 feet up in the air.

  • Why the hell wouldn't the airline just cancel the flight? Airlines cancel flights all the time. about 100 times cheaper to refund her ticket than fly two hours for the price of a single ticket.

  • Miguel Valdez-Lopez

    That's not how planes work. The plane needs to follow a trajectory (position itself) on different cities across the globe.
    If they cancel a flight, they're actually cancelling one or two ahead.
    So this plane happened to need to be in a different city, so, why not take just one passenger?

  • Kenny

    Maybe that wasn't the plane's final destination (no pun intended)

  • tim

    This could've been during a Chinese holiday where almost 100% of people are moving in one direction only for a day or two (look up any report on Chinese highway jams/stranded train passengers, and they'll inevitably be during Chinese holidays). The plane needs to be re-positioned just so happened a passenger happened to be on the plane.

  • Jenness

    Because she's cute.

    You really think she "shared a bag of oranges with the pilot"? She was licking his oranges is more like it. *plays weird 70's chinese porn music*

  • C-Basstian

    Her being cute is probably why it was posted here. This exact thing happened to a guy not too long ago. He posted vidoes and pics.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    A second passenger actually boarded the flight, though... he got really close to being the only passenger!

  • JJtoob

    If I was the pilot, I'd eat her oranges. wink wink

  • Jan Bergström

    We need red army porn.

  • Gene Kaufman


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