Mouth Like A Sailor: Cockatoo Cussing At Bird Rescue

February 24, 2016

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WARNING: Clearly this bird learned some dirty words on the back of the bus. Best watched at home in bed under the covers with pants off but underwear still on.

This is a video of Pebbles the cockatoo cussing at a person destroying a round bird cage because round cages are bad for birds. Birds like corners. I did not know that. Although now that I think about it if I had to live in a round room I would probably go crazy. That is bad for my feng shui. The video comes from the Saskatoon Parrot Rescue in Canada, which aims to better the lives of pet birds. You know, I feel like it's about time somebody should start a Geekologie Writer Rescue to better the lives of Geekologie Writers. "I thought it was only you." I need a lot of individual care. Is it time for my sponge bath yet? "What?" BATHE ME, CLEAN MY BOTTOM.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to mobuckets, who's always dreamed of being a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder that could finish his sentences with dirty words.

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