Mouth Like A Sailor: Cockatoo Cussing At Bird Rescue

February 24, 2016


WARNING: Clearly this bird learned some dirty words on the back of the bus. Best watched at home in bed under the covers with pants off but underwear still on.

This is a video of Pebbles the cockatoo cussing at a person destroying a round bird cage because round cages are bad for birds. Birds like corners. I did not know that. Although now that I think about it if I had to live in a round room I would probably go crazy. That is bad for my feng shui. The video comes from the Saskatoon Parrot Rescue in Canada, which aims to better the lives of pet birds. You know, I feel like it's about time somebody should start a Geekologie Writer Rescue to better the lives of Geekologie Writers. "I thought it was only you." I need a lot of individual care. Is it time for my sponge bath yet? "What?" BATHE ME, CLEAN MY BOTTOM.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to mobuckets, who's always dreamed of being a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder that could finish his sentences with dirty words.

  • steveday72

    "Let the bodies hit the floooor":

  • shashi

    Jay wants his bird back

  • TheQiwiMan

    Did.... did that bird just say the N-Word..?

  • Ye know, several folks on the Yoitube page commented that as well, but I'm not sold. They're in Canadia, where I feel like that's not really common parlance...

  • tim

    As a Canadian, I for one have never heard it in real life. Mind you, my circle of friends is not the type that would say such things, but Canada, except for some large cities, is largely void of black people.
    That said, the bird is copying language of its captors with an already colourful vocabulary or a nearby TV set, so anything is possible.

  • √Čtienne Pelletier

    you should be more specific lots of word begin with the letter N

  • shashi

    he's referring to nagger

  • Jenness

    I'm kind of upset for the bird, it's scary and loud when people break things - even for people much less animals that have highly sensitive senses. I kind of wanted to hug the bird and I don't even like birds because they carry parasites and can bite the crap out of you and are wicked smart. I mean, birds speak human and can communicate basic needs in human language to any human, even one they've never interacted with. That's more intelligent than any human can do - we can't go up to a random bird and have it understand us.

  • timeiskey

    it might be less embarrassing for you if you read more and typed less

  • ShadowGryphon

    " I mean, birds speak human"
    "Human" is a language?!
    You really don't understand Parrots, do you?
    For that matter, birds that are kept as pets do not suffer from parasites, as you believe.

  • Jenness

    I only understand the English speaking ones granted - but when Polly wants her cracker and looks at me with that beak that can bite off one of my perfect tits - Polly gets her fucking cracker and she don't complain.

    And I don't believe you on the parasites - even humans have microscopic parasites that live in our eyelashes. Everything has them - which is why I live in a hermetically sealed clean lab my mind.

  • The_Wretched

    Bird abuse, not a good thing.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You're right. He's not plucked, stuffed or baking in the oven.Dafuq is wrong with people?

  • Yes, if ye look up the story, that bird was rescued from an abusive home. Now he's a spokesbird for the bird rescue sanctuary. (Albeit, one with an amusing penchant for the f-word...)

  • Ollie Williams

    That was hilarious.

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