33-year old London resident Simon Smith has legally changed his name to Double Bacon Cheeseburger after eating a double bacon cheeseburger so delicious he felt like he should honor it. Personally, I would have gone with a tattoo, but that's just me and I know how to honor things. Also, I want a bite of that burger. Where was it from? If there's really a burger out there that's so good people are willing to name themselves after it I have to try it. I think if I named myself after the most delicious thing I've ever eaten my name would be Entire Pan Of Cinnabons At The Airport. I gained 14 pounds that day.
Thanks to Dave D, who said he would be Elementary School Cafeteria Pizza. Mmmm, miss that stuff. The ranch dressing too.