Man Changes Name To Double Bacon Cheeseburger

February 23, 2016


33-year old London resident Simon Smith has legally changed his name to Double Bacon Cheeseburger after eating a double bacon cheeseburger so delicious he felt like he should honor it. Personally, I would have gone with a tattoo, but that's just me and I know how to honor things. Also, I want a bite of that burger. Where was it from? If there's really a burger out there that's so good people are willing to name themselves after it I have to try it. I think if I named myself after the most delicious thing I've ever eaten my name would be Entire Pan Of Cinnabons At The Airport. I gained 14 pounds that day.

Thanks to Dave D, who said he would be Elementary School Cafeteria Pizza. Mmmm, miss that stuff. The ranch dressing too.

  • AaaronG

    Praise Bacon!

  • Jenness

    Why the judge who approved this didn't ask if he had Mad Cow disease is beyond me. Because this is batshit. How do you have sex with someone whose named this? At one point screaming bacon or cheeseburger is going to make you feel fat and that's a turnoff anyway you slice it. I predict a lonely future or a lot of silent, sad sex drenched in shame.

  • shashi

    thanks, cheeseburger is now my new safe word

  • You don't need a judge to change your name in the UK - it's just £36 and a form.

  • Jenness

    When then that is the problem. Because people get druuunnnkkk in the UK and stay druuunk and that just isn't smart.

  • Ed

    The strangest part was that the man wasn't from Florida.

  • Elak Swindell

    How is this kind of thing legal? It just doesn't make sense.

  • AaaronG

    In Britain you can change your name by deed poll. Thus we have such people as Screaming Lord Sutch and Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

  • Elak Swindell

    I see we have a Monty Python fan here. :)

  • Jeremy Tilton

    So if he has a kid, will he be named Junior Bacon Cheeseburger?

  • he'll also have a dog named Slider

  • iofo61

    Forget Mr. Bacon Cheeseburger, this guy is Mr. Double Bacon Cheeseburger.

  • johnny utah

    where is said burger....

  • lapsus5

    Some people are too stupid.

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