This is a video tutorial created by Yolanda Gampp of How To Cake It detailing how to make your own realistic human heart cake (previously: her realistic brain cake). You know, because maybe you've been wanting to make your own realistic human heart cake but didn't know where to start. Start with the aorta! Sorry, that was a cardiology joke. My doctor said I'm suffering from a broken heart. Or was it heartburn? I forget. Everything that happened after he was cupping my balls is kind of a blur because I got caught up in the moment and never wanted it to end.
Keep going for the video tutorial, then somebody make me a Valentine's cake.
Thanks to Mav, who prefers real human hearts like Mola Ram from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom.