This is a short video from a Turkish news report in which the interviewer (the man on the right) mistakes the giant mushroom he's holding for his microphone. And understandably so, they're very similar in shape. Why is he holding a giant mushroom? No clue, maybe he's Mario and about to POWER UP. Still, this serves as a great example of why you should always double-check your hands for dildos before conducting a news interview. If you find one, throw it as far as you can before the camera starts rolling. That's like, Journalism 101.
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Thanks to hairless, who once mistook his own head for a microphone once. I wish I could have seen that.