Internet, I Love You: An Angry Crab Waving A Knife

February 15, 2016


This is a short video of an angry crab waving a knife at a guy. I don't care how delicious he might be, I would not mess with that crab. I like my fingers just the way they are: full length. "What about your pinky?" I've had to learn to love him the way he is.

Hit the jump for the video, then wish you had a pet knife-wielding crab.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, the majority of whom expressed an interest in starting an international knife-fighting crab league.

  • Jeremy Sandlin

    Even better: Hitler Crab wielding a knife.

  • Matt Fricke

    Even the crab knows you always run faster with a knife!

  • shashi

    someone call for hackney crab?

  • Deksam

    It is a crab that must pleasure himself too much with his left claw.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Crab's about to learn the hard way not to bring a knife to a gun fight.

  • This is why I don't eat shellfish.

    Well, no, it's not, to tell the truth - alergies is why I don't eat shellfish.

  • Skyinferno
  • Natalie Snyder

    I have seen some fiesty crabs in my life, but that one is bar far the fiestiest.

  • Jenness

    I want to see this remixed with the crab saying "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

  • MustacheHam

    If you believe hard enough...the Internet will provide.

  • Meh

    Animals > Human animals.

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