This is a short video of competitive eater Matt Stonie eating 13 slices of cheesecake totaling 5,300 calories in sixty seconds. In case you're not into the maths, that's an average of one piece every 4.6 seconds. That is pretty gross. Pretty gross, and pretty three pieces less than I could eat in sixty seconds. Still, I can't help but feel really sad for Matt's toilet.
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Thanks to Stephanie B, who likes to take her time and actually enjoy cheesecake like a normal person and not a bear who just woke up from hibernation.