Because Sears Portrait Studio is the tits, this is the Han Solo family portrait somebody Photoshopped together and I saw on Facebook (anybody with more info on its origin feel free to leave it in the comments). What a happy looking family, right? It sucks Ben grew up to be such a temper-tantrum throwing monster. It's sad how families fall apart sometimes. In my mind though Han always kept this photo framed above the fireplace mantle aboard the Millennium Falcon. "The Millennium Falcon doesn't have a fireplace." I said IN MY MIND. In my mind it does. Plus a secret rumpus room with a pool table and stripper pole.
Thanks to whatever friend posted this on Facebook over the weekend. I couldn't find you again and I'm sorry for that. Maybe I'll write a Missed Connection on Craigslist.