Damn Bro, You Lift?: Korean Buff Jesus Crucifix

February 22, 2016


This is a Korean crucifix featuring a very muscular Jesus. I'm not entirely sure where it's located, but presumably outside the Church of Gains. Honestly, if Jesus really did look like that there probably never would have been a crucifixion, just "the day Jesus killed all the Romans swinging a cross."

Thanks to Weight Gainer 5000, who is trying to bulk up before shredding and ripping or whatever.

  • "Church of Gains"! Lol!

  • goreyhouse

    I am going to give religion another shot. I grew up with anorexic Jesus

  • Jon

    "Jesus, what is best in life?" " To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

  • John Benedict

    "Suffer the young ones to come at me, bro."

    "I am the whey."

    "This is my body. Eat it."

    "I can heal the blind, but there's no cure for these sick pythons."

  • 'Thou Shalt Not Skip Leg Day'

  • Hi-larious.

  • Miguel Valdez-Lopez

    He punched his way out of Hell for our sins.

  • TheDR

    The answer to the age old question of: What should we do with all these Arnold Schwarzenegger statues?

  • Big McLargehuge

    He deadlifted for your sins.

  • Every time I see your pic I think : "How can I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"

  • Big McLargehuge

    Every time I go to work I think the same thing.

  • Bling Nye

    Ultimate Warrior Jesus, DDT's the heathens off the top ropes!

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