Baby Onsies That Make It Look Like Your Kid Has A Tail

February 1, 2016

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Because things stopped making sense a long time ago, this is the Mimic baby onsie from "humorous art & design" firm ekoD Works. It's a onsie with a buttcrack and tail printed on the back to make it look like your child has a cat's tail. Want a baby with a real cat tail? Have a kid with Avatar guy. "He's not a real Na'vi." No, but if you think his kids won't have tails you're wrong. I was born with part of an extra pinky on my right hand but they cut it off soon after birth. Now I wish I'd gotten to keep it so I could type faster and palm a basketball.

Keep going for one more shot of a kid doing its best impression of a kitty in a litterbox.

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Thanks to vishal, who has the feeling this is going to expand into a whole line of animal tail onsies. Stop the train, I want off.

  • Paige Rijavec

    How do i get hold of some of these i love them

  • Jenness

    I can almost understand the tail but I'm really not understanding the pervy buttcrack.

  • GeneralDisorder

    New parents are fucking weird. There's not much to understand.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Pretty sure Annie was the 'Ass-Crack bandit'.

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    All I can think of is Dragon Ball and cute little Goku.

  • Wilf Smith

    Very... wrong. Ass crack viewing port for toddlers. We admonish builders for showing crack cleavage. Now we're printing this on onesies for kids ?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Start 'em early, before they become construction workers, plumbers, or electricians. Let them perfect their ass-crack form.

  • Guesticle

    on the bright side its not a buttplug

  • Paige Rijavec

    Best comment yet hahah

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    Things you'd never say before the internet became a thing.

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    how is this not deleted?

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  • Guesticle

    but what'll you do when he turns into a giant were-ape and exterminates all life on earth so he can sell the planet to a small purple man who blew up vegeta?

  • archer923

    Real life Goku.

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