Driver -- to the pond.
Because this is the internet and the internet is good to us, here's a short video of an R/C truck pulling a duck in a cardboard box. I can't even tell you how many times I've daydreamed of being a duck in a cardboard box being towed by an R/C truck. Wait, yes I can. Just once, right now. Make that twice. Three times now. Oh boy. "Let me guess -- four times?" Nope, that time I was daydreaming of being a statue's penis that everyone likes to rub for good luck.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Gregbot, who is going to start a Youtube channel dedicated to videos of R/C cars pulling animals in boxes and I am going to subscribe because that sounds fire.