This is a point-of-view video down the Aqua Racer waterslide aboard Norwegian Cruise Line's flagship vessel, Norwegian Escape. It has one section that is a clear tube high above the ship, and the rest is all trippy light shows. I did not like that clear section. That made me feel like I was going to die. You all know how I feel about the ocean (I don't like it). I also don't like falling. Or dying. And I DEFINITELY don't want to die with a pair of fake Adidas sandals in my hand like this poor bastard.
Hit the jump for the video, then come over after work and I'll let you spray me with the garden hose.