110-Year Old Gets Interviewed On Birthday, Doesn't Care

February 22, 2016

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This is a painful interview with Flossie Dickey, who just turned 110 and doesn't give two shits about being interviewed about it. I think she actually fell asleep several times, which makes sense since at one point she even says, "I am tired. I take a nap as many times as I can." God, me too Flossie, me too.

As for whether Dickey was excited about the big birthday party planned for her which would include at least some of her three children, 20 great-grandchildren and 15 great-great grandchildren?


"Not one bit," was her prickly response.

Apparently Flossie also likes sitting and drinking whiskey, making her the coolest 110-year old I've ever heard of, which isn't really that crazy because she's the only 110-year old I've ever heard of. Do you want to live to 110? If I live to 110 I better be a f***ing sorcerer because if I'm just a regular person I am going to be miserable. I already dribble pee on my way to the bathroom at night, can you imagine the shape I'll be in at 110? That would not be living, that would only be not dying. Thankfully, my doctor is always surprised every time I show up alive for my annual exam, so I doubt I'll have to worry about it.

Hit the jump for the awkward interview.

Thanks to hairless, who plans on celebrating his 110th birthday with a dip in a volcano. It does sound relaxing, doesn't it?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm disappointed she didn't tell the interviewer to shut up or fuck off... I guess she's too old to be that angry.

  • Savage Macho Man

    This old bitch don't give one fuck.

  • TheQiwiMan

    hahahahaha this lady is awesome. I love it when people treat these vapid, empty-headed media puppets with the exact amount of respect they deserve.

  • Bling Nye

    If your jimmies get rustled, they start to lose sensitivity to further rustling... a lifetime of rustled jimmies leads to desensitized jimmies. And vaginal dryness.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I can attest to this ladies lack of rustled jummies. She is sopping wet.

  • Bling Nye

    I wondered why you looked like you fell in a pool.

  • StarChucker

    "Are you excited for your party?"
    "Not one bit."

    Perfekt.

  • Oban 1 Kenobi

    "Kill me or this person talking to me, please."

  • steve holt

    best part of my day

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