This is a short video of Dutch soccer player Demy de Zeeuw's Instagram notifications after he posts a new piece of content to the sports themed account he runs (with 8 million followers). The likes and comments FLOOD in. I bet celebrities get a lot of validation from this. I get a lot of validation when my Instagram likes can't be counted on one hand. One day I'm going to get enough likes so that it doesn't just list everybody's name who likes it, it's just a number. How many is that, anyways? "Eleven." God that's intimidating. Maybe if I post somebody else's photo like it's mine? Maybe a butt or something? A lady's workout butt? Those always seem to be popular. Of course it might help if I had more than six followers. Maybe if everybody likes it twice. "You can't do that." Got it, so what you're saying is I need to make five more accounts. I'm not above that.
Keep going for the video.
When you post epic content on instagram.com/433 8 million followers, this is how your pushnotification will look like.. ☕Posted by Demy de Zeeuw on Sunday, January 10, 2016
Thanks to Dave M, who always likes all his friends' photos then comes back the next day and unlikes them because he only kinda liked them, not LIKE-LIKED them.