This is a video of a washing machine eating a brick and dancing on a trampoline until it falls off and hurts itself. I've fallen off a trampoline and hurt myself before. I've also been jumping and kneed myself in the face so hard there's still a piece of tooth under the skin. It hurts when it's about to rain. It also hurts when it's not about to rain. It hurts all the time, there's a jagged piece of tooth in my knee.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Jeff, who took his washing machine to the pool once and it drowned. That's sad.