Restroom On The Go: Car Tire Toilet Seat Attachment

January 21, 2016

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This is the toilet seat made for attaching to a parked car's tire. I can not stress PARKED CAR enough because you do no want to try to use this thing while the vehicle is in motion, someone will almost certainly see your ass. I've actually seen toilet seats that mount to a truck's tow hitch before, but never a tire. I kind of like this one more though (beside the fact you can't use it while your buddy drives around the neighborhood trying to knock you off with sharp turns). You could mount another one on the back tire, then open the driver's door and, TA-DA, privacy stalls. Me? I don't need a toilet seat to use the restroom, I can just lean against things. Trees are great. Sometimes I like to go to the bathroom in the woods even when I'm not camping. As a matter of fact, I go to the bathroom in the woods more often than I don't. "Technically that's a flower bed in a public park." And technically you're not a park ranger so how about shutting up and gathering me some soft leaves?

Thanks to JS, who taught me that a person with no shame always has a toilet in the back of their pants.

  • Jacki Powell

    ooooooo I have to gooooooooo

  • Jacki Powell

    were can I get one ----

  • EDDY VAN HENSBERGEN

    can anyone tell me where I could purchase one of these seats please e mail me emvanhens@hotmail.com

  • Jacki Powell

    I need one too-----how do I find one

  • Doug415

    Did anyone hear of biodegradable bags??? They are out there. https://humanurehandbook.co...

  • scottfree

    Yeah, I can picture what happens when everyone's packed a bunch of human waste in soft sand directly under a tire. Not only will you get the tire stuck, you'll be spattered with your own shit when you try to push the car out!

  • Talk about a shitty situation.

  • rocjoe

    ...and that is how I got banned from all tailgate parties, everywhere.

  • MustacheHam

    hmm....this does make the car look shitty.

  • James Mcelroy

    uh, bumper dumper. Anyone?

  • Grant

    Top Gear did it first.

    http://i.imgur.com/SMaxYR3.gif

  • Closet Nerd

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

  • DC Madman

    I'd eff up my alignment.

  • Guesticle

    "shitting on your car? thats it, I warned you, i'm changing you to '*chaotic* neutral'"

  • DC Madman

    So I've been doing it wrong, I should be peeing on the tire like my dogs.

  • Guesticle

    how else do you deter hoodlums from putting you on cinderblocks?

    you need to properly communicate that the tires are yours

  • ...Why would you want to do that so close to your car? SOMETHING is going to splatter. That's gross.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You need better food handling procedures when you go camping. Also, I'd rather have a hitch mount toilet seat... And a front hitch so I don't have to shit where I access my cargo.

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