Phone Case Looks And Feels Like Realistic Human Ear

January 21, 2016

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This is the human ear iPhone case made by Los Angeles-based creepy body parts artist Sarah Sitkin for an embroidery artist from Melbourne, Australia. The ear is supposed to look and feel like a real human ear. That's freaky deaky. I wonder what it would feel like in my pocket. No, I wonder what it would feel like...on my tongue. I'm joking, I'm not an ear kisser. One time I was about to nibble a lover's ear but there was a dead bug in there and that's when I knew I could never love or make love to her again. I'm so sorry, honey. "You're talking to a painted mannequin head." Do you mind? I'm trying to break up with my girlfriend here.

Thanks to Hazed, who had to eat a dozen deviled eggs in one minute to join the secret society, and that was just the beginning.

  • wow amazing case phone . i like it manfaat kesehatan

  • what the ***** .
    It's very funny but really very strange

  • I do not believe this. Very similar to the original

  • purchase ku

    wow this ???

    thank
    you

    very
    much

  • yes very nice

  • Looks like the original

  • DrZanz

    To be frank these are badly designed, the paint comes off on your tongue after just 14 minutes.

  • Made by Artists, for Artists? Yeah, I could see that... We're all pretty screwed up...

  • Don't these stupid cases make it difficult to put your phone in your pocket or bra?

  • Xockszky

    Even an old brick phone is more portable than some cases I've seen. We have a tiny computer can do anything, and people are doing things to them that makes them feel like the technology they replaced. It takes very high definition photos, so let's use filters that make it look like it was taken on a crappy Instamatic camera in the 1970s. It's the size of a bathroom tile, so let's put it in a case that makes it the size of a 1980s car phone. It has touch tone dialing, so let's give it a (fake) rotary dial. It can play absolutely any sound you want as a ringer, so let's give it a ringer that sounds like an antique phone. It has the receiver built into it, so let's plug a giant handset into it that's bigger than the phone itself.

  • Bling Nye

    Nah, if it'll fit in your butt, it'll fit in your pocket or bra. Probably.

  • Deksam

    Was this intended to look like they aren't using a cell while diving. So it is looking as though they are only holding their ear.. [???]

  • Guesticle

    can I get a vagina one so I can literally fuck my iphone? i've wanted to for years. or a big floppy dick, either way really. the important thing is its an iphone

  • MustacheHam

    Nope.

  • Closet Nerd

    It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

  • Jacob

    NO! BAD SCIENCE! BAD DESIGNER! NO!

  • Jenness

    Several thoughts..

    I think it's nice to create products intended to warn the rest of the world that the owner is a psychopath.

    I want to see a smoking hot guy and smoking hot girl using this phone on their Tinder profile picture to compare results. (My prediction - Tinder users are shallow as F*&^ and so long as the girl has a great rack and the guy says he's rich people will knowingly walk into that death trap)

    I wonder how long it will take before someone pierces the ear or puts in an ear stretcher ring?

  • Jacob

    I wonder how long it will take before I try to whisper sweet nothings into it

  • Bling Nye

    "sweeeeeeeeeeet nooooottthhhhhiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggsssssssss"

  • I guess even Hannibal needs a phone case.

  • Closet Nerd

    Buffalo Bill

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