Meanwhile In Japan: Upskirt Printed Umbrellas

January 22, 2016

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Because Japan will never stop being itself, these are the upskirt printed umbrellas available from The Million Girls Project, a company that makes and sell products that promote the idea of a "Crazy Japan." It seems to be working. Just when you thought Japan couldn't get any crazier: upskirt umbrellas. Who would actually use one of these? "I would." Of course, the shifty looking creeper with his hands in his pockets. I don't even use umbrellas anymore, if it rains I just get wet and that's that. Helps remind me I'm alive. Living my life it's easy to forget sometimes that I'm not just an NPC in the world's most depressing Sims game.

Keep going for several more shots while my parents and I continue our discussion about our favorite flavor potato chips.

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Thanks again to Lucinda, who agrees the best umbrella is a roof over your head and a nice cup of hot chocolate.

  • The Tear of a Nigga

    fuking japan..

  • TheQiwiMan

    They're NOT, though. That's why all that pent-up sexual tension works its way out in these super weird ways.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    I read a study that stated that Japanese women have sex less frequently than those of any other nation. By extension...

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    That first pic is like the opening scene from the movie "attack of the vagina spiders".

  • It looks as though the handle goes right up her hoo-haa.

  • SOME ladies enjoy that. Don't judge...

  • I wasn't judging, just...you know...lubricant.

  • AniZaeger

    What do you expect? It's a shaft! It is SUPPOSED to be representative of a man's who who dilly going up that girl's cha cha.

  • I just thought it looked like it might be a tad uncomfortable.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    Clever, mildly racist comment.

  • Munihausen

    Flailingly-offended, sanctimonious call-to-action from other faceless internet people.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    Bwa-hahahaa!
    Awesome! PERFECT!

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