Marshmallow Scent Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle

January 20, 2016


This is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man candle available from Firebox. It looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, costs $29, and smells like marshmallows. I'm not what the total burn time is, but hopefully a fair amount of hours. Is there some kind of rule for candle pricing? A dollar per hour of burn? Two dollars/hour for novelty candles? Man, I should get in the candle making business. I've seen how they make them on TV and it looks like something I could get into. Plus I've always wanted to do something fire-related professionally and not just something I can only brag about anonymously on the message boards.

Keep going for a couple more shots, then let's start a dating site for pyromaniacs like us.



Thanks to LizzyLZ, who who's holding out for a Slimer candle that smells like Ecto-Cooler and OMG I just invented the best candle of all time somebody make it and give me 15% of profits.

  • I want one like fing yesterday! (Also, I'd like to just have that $29...)

  • TheQiwiMan

    I might buy it, if it were 1/10th the (absurd) asking price.

  • GeneralDisorder

    If it doesn't smell like burnt or toasted marshmallow I am not interested. And if it does smell like burnt or toasted marshmallow, I'm not interested. I guess what I'm trying to say is if I wanted to smell marshmallows I'd just buy some. You could buy a lot of marshmallows for $28. Sure, you wouldn't have the nerd-cred that way but you would have some materials to make your own Stay-Puft man.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I was worried for a minute when I read GW mention the website. Thankfully, is not a pyromancer forum!

  • GeneralDisorder

    That site appears to be broken but I was gonna assume it was some kind of Methodist mission website.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I generally assume ALL websites are secretly Methodist mission websites.

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