This is a video of young yo-yo master Hajime Miura performing at the 2015 World Yo-Yo Contest. He does things with two yo-yos I didn't even think were possible. How this performance didn't end in a giant knot is beyond me. I had a yo-yo in middle school but my mom confiscated it because she said it was a weapon. Possibly due to the broken glass and razor blades I'd glued to it.
Hit the jump for the video, then let's walk the dog together.
Thanks to carey, who is hard at work on a flaming yo-yo juggling act. Heck yeah, come perform at my next birthday party.