This is a video of The Slow Mo Guys creating art by spinning paint off the bit of a power drill and filming it in ultra slow motion. You know what I want to see in ultra slow motion? Myself sneezing with my eyes duct-taped open. You think I'll cry or you think my eyes will pop out? I'm hoping for irreparable damage. Regardless, I would still pay good money for one of these spinny drill paintings. Just kidding, I would never be able to afford one because they're so amazing they belong in a museum. Kidding again, they belong out by the curb with the rest of the trash. Art is dead except for tasteful nudes and that's a fact.
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Thanks to Bjorn, whose name I probably just said twenty times in my head pretending like it was my own. It's not though, my name is Bjorner.