I'm Asleep Already: Hoodie w/ Inflatable Pillow In Hood

January 8, 2016

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Forget pillow hoodies, I wanna learn to hover-sleep like that guy!

The Hypnos is a hoodie that has an inflatable pillow insert in the back of the hood. That way you can sleep anywhere, not that I've ever had a problem sleeping anywhere. Okay that's not true, but when I do have a problem sleeping somewhere, it's usually not a pillow issue (my arm works fine). It's usually an issue involving somebody trying to lick my hair or steal my wallet on the bus. I've had to start wearing a cowboy hat and duct taping my back pockets closed. The hoodie is an already funded Kickstarter campaign, so $60 gets you one in either zip-up or pullover style in a variety of monochrome colors. They also sell replacement pillows in case the original saves your life in an attempted stabbing. I still can't decide if I'm going to get one, but I'm leaning towards not unless somebody buys one for me. Yeah, probably not unless someone buys one for me. *ahem* I'm an XL by the way. "I'm not buying you one." OH COME ON. Okay how bout this: We buy one for each other, then it'll be like a little gift exchange between friends. "But you'll never actually buy mine." But I'll swear I did!

Keep going for a promotional video.

Thanks to hairless, who just carries a pillow in his bookbag like a normal person. Right? And a blankie too, right?

  • Rider McGraw

    Interesting post here.

  • Edward

    What if you want to sleep face down? You can't really sleep sideways when you're at your desk at work.

  • I sleep on my side, on account of, you know, boobs.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I also have to sleep on my side, on account of women's boobs. Difficult to sleep with a boner.

  • I find that too.
    They're always jabbing into you

  • TheQiwiMan

    I am never NOT constantly jabbed by boners. Every moment of every day.

    It's heaven.

  • Gotta say, that ended spectacularly.

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