I Don't Want To Hold It: Terrifyingly Realistic Robot Baby

January 20, 2016


This is a super realistic robot baby built by Millennium FX for use in television shows and movies. They even included some footage of the baby without it's human skin on so you can see how the insides work. I didn't really care to see how the insides work. I assumed it was going to be a bunch of moving metal and plastic pieces, and you know what? I was right. Now I'm not calling myself a genius, but I'm not NOT calling myself a genius either. However I will always call myself the world's fourth greatest lover and mean it.

Keep going for the short video, then somebody buy me the Cabbage Patch Doll I never had when I was a kid.

  • Allison Johnson

    I like it better without the skin,

  • The_Wretched

    Does it come with a quad copter attachment?

  • Guesticle

    something something "the institute" something

  • Tyguy

    Oh the pranks I could pull with one of these...and I don't even need the outer rubber skin. I'd probably want to wait until they perfect it (it's not a realistic baby, until it can projectile poop up to 20 feet)

  • Jenness

    That robot's racist because it's either clear or white.

    lulz, I just like calling everything racist now in honor of the Oscars. Next I'm going to go nuts and feign victimhood in Starbucks because someone might ask me if I want a light or dark chocolate mocha latte.

  • Wake up early in the morning. slumps self to the kitchen to prepare a nice cup of coffe. this thing is sitting on the floor, wriggling in agony... "please, father. kill me"
    what do?

  • Tyguy

    If it does in fact appear to be sentient, grant it it's relief.

  • Guesticle

    no you ass, you flip it back over like that turtle in the desert so it can be on its way, babies don't know what they're saying

  • Tyguy

    ...no reason to call me an ass

  • Guesticle

    you failed the replicant test. do you WANT to be bladerunnered?

  • kurgen99

    The bastards are taking away the jobs of hard working babies everywhere!

  • David

    Cylon babies. What could possibly go wrong with that??

  • MustacheHam

    Knowing movie usage of such robuts...I image this has the space for a compact flame-thrower and a recording device that can be remotly activated to say phrase...oh I don't know "death to all humans" while activating that flame thrower device.

  • Not a Synth

    The fucking Institute, man. All hail Paladin Danse

  • Will

    Will the Institute stop at nothing?!

  • Fake!!!

    This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong. It kinda looks like the scene from the movie Never Back Down where Murph's dad went thru a black whole to traveled back in time using gravity only to go to the future. Shot out to G Dub (GW) who totally made up the user Daisy because Daisy would be the closest thing to a girl G Dub would get to see, well that and whatever is in the mirror!!!

  • Ijustsharted

    Quit hijacking my name to do that lame trolling shit.

  • That's awesome... someone hijacked my name and my awesome looking avatar^^^
    Geek readers, how should I deal with this poser???

  • TheQiwiMan

    Hold him tenderly, kiss him passionately.
    Imitation is the highest form of flattery, after all.

  • X_Retch

    Burn it.

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