This is a video from somewhere where this seemed like a good idea of an excavator attempting to cross the dirt bridge it built and board a boat. Things go wrong. Just about as wrong as they possibly could. I like to think of this video as a kind of short film about two star-crossed lovers. Like a birdman who falls in love with a mermaid -- it's a love that simply cannot be.
Hit the jump for the video, then come up with some bright ideas of your own.
A half thanks to whichever frenemy posted this on their Facebook wall. I know you're a frenemy because you didn't send it to me directly.