Chip Fingers: Finger Covers To Prevent Cheetos Dust

January 5, 2016


Chip Fingers (not to be confused with Trongs, which are for eating ribs and hot wings) are little silicone finger covers that prevent you from getting Cheetos dust all over your fingers and, inevitably, your penis. They're one size fits all, washable and reusable, and allegedly "available at your favorite retail store," although I didn't see them anywhere at Toys R Us.

Thanks to bamboo shoot, who just goes face down in the chip bowl because you only live once and you're not that close with whoever's party it is anyways.

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