Blowing Wizard Smoke: Beautifully Hand Carved Gimli, Smaug And Gandalf Tobacco Pipes

January 13, 2016


These are the Hobbit/Lord Of The Rings themed tobacco pipes carved by ultra-professional pipe carver SVpipesdesign. I think he also takes commissions, but the Gimli one is available for $2,500 if you're interested. I am interested, but I don't have $2,500 to spend on a pipe. As a matter of fact, I don't have any money to spend on a pipe, which is why I'm smoking out of a crushed Coke can. "What is that, crack?" No clue, I just smoke whatever the doctor gives me. "That man is not a doctor." Then how do you explain the medical scrubs? "That's a prison jumpsuit." Take this away from me.

Keep going for shots of all three finished products, but be sure to check out SVpipedesign's Instagram page for shots of the carving process.





Thanks to hairless, who's holding out for a Cerberus pipe with three separate bowls for MAXIMUM PUFFAGE.

  • shashi

    to be 'LORD OF THE smoke RINGS' must have a dedicated smoking hobbit

  • TheQiwiMan

    I'd totally inhale those carcinogens if I could do so with instruments that look this cool.

  • Awesome as flippin' heck. But if I had two and a half grand, I doubt these would top the "to buy" list... (Several spare million in my pocket and I'd pick one up without a second though!)

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  • Oh my God, I could buy like THREE AND A HALF PIPES for that!!!

  • Meh

    Sure carving skill, but not very innovative or original. Here's a better artisan imho:

  • GeneralDisorder

    I no longer partake in puffery but some of those pipe designs are incredibly stupid. This won't be surprising to anyone familiar with weapons, software, automobiles, user interface of any kind... But when things become "innovative or original" things often become "unusable" which kind of defeats almost every innovative purpose.

    For what it's worth the one that looks like a flat block I really like and would gladly use it if I had a use for it.

  • Very nice work, but it's not exactly stylistically comparable. (I like how he uses "#marijuana" as one of his tags. Lends creedence.)

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