Yesterday it was fingernail paperweights. Today? Back hair art. It's truly an amazingly depressing time to be alive. Meet Jamie Wolfe of Nampa, Idaho. Jamie, with the help of his wife, trims his back hair into different scenes to assault my eyeballs. They even made a calendar of their art (the Calendhair, available HERE for $20) in cause you want to puke trying to find out what date Labor Day falls on this year. I have back hair, just...not like this. I have like two tufts of hair where my back dimples would be if I had back dimples instead of rolls. You know what? I need to work on maintaining a more positive body image. I like myself just the way I am. Except my face, and most of the right side of my body, and the left side above the waist. "So you like your left leg." It's probably my most attractive feature provided you can look past the knee.
Keep going for the rest of the months from the calendar, in order.