Wizard Hoodie With Light And Sound Effects That Correspond To Different Spells You Can Cast

December 8, 2015


The Technomancer 2.0 Digital Wizard Hoodie is a $120 hoodie available from ThinkGeek (previously an April Fools' joke that they made real). The hoodie has accelerometers in the sleeves programmed to read nine different spell-casting arm movements, each one of which produces a unique color glow from the sleeves and hood, along with a sound effect from the integrated speakerbox. The spells include Electroshock, Thunderbolt, Restore Health, Fireball, Shockwave, Energy Beam, Raise the Dead, Warp, and Water Bending. Apparently some of the spells take time to master though, so don't be surprised in the beginning if you're constantly raising the dead when you're trying to restore health. Also don't be surprised if people stop to ask if you're okay and if your parents know you left the house without supervision.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a video of a guy demonstrating all the spells, then put on your robe and wizard hat.



Thanks to Twoheads, who is allegedly better than one although I bet not at saving money on hats.

  • Tyguy

    $119.00?! Haha
    I could make this for $20

  • John DeJordy

    No, you couldn't. The hoodie material alone would cost more

  • Tyguy

    I can get a hoodie for less than $20

  • Joel Lamm

    What sound and light does it make when someone beats you up and steals all your shit?

  • Andy Teal

    What sound does it make when some jerk makes a joke and no one laughs? Consult with iofo61, he can help.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I want the circuits to short out just as i am casting the fire spell, setting me on fire and killing me, leaving all to wonder if I was really a wizard or just a weirdo.

  • iofo61

    This will revolutionize the PUA scene! More ways that losers can fail at picking up girls in clubs.

  • Meh


  • Wiley

    Besides the 6 AA battery requirement this would come in handy when traveling back in time to really mesmerize whoever you came across back whenever. Other than that, no thanks.

  • Jenness

    I just want to drink a vat of wine, go to karaoke dance night with my best friend, and just flail around wildly and see what spells I come up with as I dance. Screw "directions".

  • Trojanman

    all they are missing is the mini fog machine implants

  • Bling Nye

    They call them different spells, but really, the only thing being cast is Protect Virginity.

  • Andy Teal


  • Richard Nix

    So if I buy one of these it grows back?

  • signume

    LARPers of the world rejoice

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