Wiener Dog Mechanic Carries Tools For Human Helpers

December 18, 2015


These are a handful of shots from Russia of a wiener dog wearing a special mechanic's jumpsuit that allows him to carry wrenches around the workshop for his human counterparts. He looks like a great helper. Hey Hotdog -- bring me the 14mm! People have expressed some concern about the dachshund's back because wiener dogs are notorious for developing back problems (specifically intervertebral disc disease, IVDD -- I grew up with a wiener dog named Rusty), but a vet friend of mine (who may not actually admit to being friends) said it looks pretty insignificant and that being overweight/repeatedly jumping and/or running up and down tall stairs is more troublesome in the long run. Also, he told me he'd appreciate it if I stopped blowing up his phone while he's at work with texts like 'EMERGENCY -- MICHAEL COME IN' and 'BAD NEWS BRO CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN' when I'm just going to ask about pictures of a wiener dog. That was my bad. So was stealing and eating those cat steroids.

Keep going for two more shots.



Thanks to Stephanie B, who put a tool-carrying vest on her cat, which proved worthless because now the cat's hiding under the middle of the bed. Try opening a can of tuna.

  • Zed68

    Aaaaand we have a wiener!

  • Madz

    Their customer service is great, but their workmanship came up a little short....

  • Sooooooo CUTE!

  • Ed

    "I'M HELPING!" *wags tail*

  • TheQiwiMan

    That's the second most impressive weiner I have ever seen.


  • https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...

    Oh! You mean your penis, don't you.

  • TheQiwiMan

    No, I meant this weiner:

    Sheesh... what a dirty mind....

  • I'm so sorry.
    I'm filthy and should be punished.
    And there I go again, my apologies.

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