This is a short video of a guy taking a trip to a Roller Coaster Tycoon theme park in real life. Things start to go south pretty quick. You know, I used to really love playing Roller Coaster Tycoon. Of course I used to really love eating mud on the playground when I was a kid too. "You're insinuating Roller Coaster Tycoon is a bad game?" What? No, I'm saying I really miss that Alabama playground mud. I never even needed an after-school snack. I did need dewormer medication though.
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