Tortoise Rescues Tortoise Friend Stuck On A Rock

December 8, 2015


Dammit Jeffrey, you've gotta stop trying to hump that rock. It's too much stone for you!

This is a short video from some zoo or petting zoo or something of a tortoise who got stuck on a rock, and his buddy has to come rescue him. Or maybe the smaller one is a female and they're SEXUAL PARTNERS. Or maybe the smaller one is not a female and they're sexual partners. I like how the lady filming the whole thing is so into what's happening, but her husband or boyfriend clearly wants to move along. He says something, then you can hear her say, "I know but I want to watch them!" Now I'm not saying that relationship needs some work, but it's clearly not at that 'help your partner off a rock' level.

Keep going for the video, then help a friend in need today. Me, I'm talking about me. Help me.

Thanks to Bri, who agrees a friend in need is a friend indeed, but a frenemy in need deserves bad deeds.

  • The_Wretched

    Bigger turtle wanted the rock roost. His name is yertle.

  • shashi

    Waddya need GW?

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  • pojojuniper

    For a second there, I thought the other one was going to get stuck on the rock too. Once I was digging in my flower garden and thought, "Huh, that's a weird rock," but it wasn't a rock, it was my daughter's turtle, Miguel, who had escaped from the vegetable garden and apparently decided to burrow amongst the hostas. I know, good story, huh?

  • Bling Nye

    That wasn't a rescue, that was "GET OFF MY HUMPING ROCK, IT'S MIIINE!!"

  • TheQiwiMan

    Hero in a half-shell, Turtle Power!

  • Bling Nye

    He's cool, but crude. Gimmieabreak!

  • TheQiwiMan

    *rude ;-)

  • Bling Nye

    No, it's "crude." I was there.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I see your source, and I raise you a ... well..... DIFFERENT source!

    "Misheard Lyrics:
    Raphael is cool but crude
    Michaelangelo is a party dude.
    Original Lyrics:
    Raphael is cool but rude
    Michaelangelo is a party dude."

    Raphael is my Spirit Animal.

  • Bling Nye

    Well fuck.

    The more I look into it now, the more it seems like there's about a fairly even split on the topic....

    Every other one says rude or crude.

    And nothing I can find currently that's "official" to put it to rest.

    The link at the end of this one redirects to the nickelodeon site now. But I have to trust it was correctly transcribed at the time.

    Could be they wrote one and sung the other when it came to recording? Hence the discrepancy (in addition to 'mishearing' the lyrics?)

    Who knows.

    I vote for "crude" because Raph's unrefined, "in a natural or raw state; not yet processed or refined" with his manners. Which makes more sense to me than just being plain old "rude". *shrug*

  • TheQiwiMan

    Well MY ears distinctly hear "rude", but then again my ears ALSO distinctly hear "April O'Neal wants to have my baby", so there ya go...

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