Supercut Of Every Time Chewbacca Spoke In Star Wars

December 15, 2015


This is a supercut created by The Verge of every time Chewbacca speaks in the Star Wars movies. That's almost ten minutes worth of grunting. Me? I am good for about two minutes of sensual grunting before getting a cramp in a stomach muscle I didn't even know I had, moaning in pain for an additional minute, then falling asleep on top my partner. If we're being honest, I have never received a 'World's Greatest Lover' coffee mug.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to my worst enemy Terry, who got tickets to see Star Wars opening night but didn't invite me because he is a jerk who I should not feel bad about stabbing.

  • Sirens squealing at 4:19 is more bearable than nearly ten minutes of Chewy hurting my sensibilities. I want that time back. All of it. I'm glad they showed the party at the end with all the ewoks, because I was so excited to have made it through the torture. But...I think they knew how cruel they would be to make the end a mixture of ewok and wookiee sounds at the end. I almost went into shock.

  • Dani


  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    The Star Wars Holiday Special prepared me for this. I can take it.

  • That makes your mind go mushy.

  • WhiteEagle2

    I could only make to the 3:00 minute mark. Had to tap out. So many damn Wookie moans.

  • TheQiwiMan

    3 minutes is about 2 and a half minutes longer than I can last. bed. Ladies.

  • Ha... I beat ya WhiteEagle2. I made it to 3:24. I wonder if we'll get someone in here who can watch the whole thing? Shots out to G Dub (GW) for replacing all the naughty movie soundtracks with wookie speak!!!

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