These are real Star Wars condoms (previously: these conceptual ones) you can order from Graphic Armor, a company that specializes in custom condom printing and not knight's armor painted with butts and penises like I imagined in my mind. So like, the actual condom you put on your wiener really has a quote on it and a picture of Vader or Yoda. Granted it's probably not going to look so clear when it's on your wiener, but you only have your wiener to blame for that. At least Yoda will look shriveled and lifelike. The text will probably look like wingdings. I want one custom printed to make my penis look like a lightsaber. *swinging green lightsaber around so it slaps my legs* Hey honey, ever been with a Jedi? "I'm going to bed." I don't blame you. But seriously you haven't ever been with a Jedi though, right? I can't compete with that.
Thanks to Adam, who made a joke about how being a Star Wars superfan is probably contraception enough. REAL MATURE, ADAM. Way to lose friends.