Slumber Party!: Bed Frame With Integrated Pet Bed

December 29, 2015


Wait -- shouldn't the other bowl say FOOD and not DOG? And is that dog's name Pet? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? This is the bed frame with an integrated pet bed designed by Brazilian firm Colchão Inteligente Postural. That way you can sleep with your pet nearby, but not so near that they can touch your pillow with their bare butthole or leave dingleberries in the bed. Plus it's better than them sleeping BESIDE the bed because this way you won't step on them when you're getting out of bed in the morning. I tried training my dog to sleep in a pet bed, but now she sleeps on my bed and I sleep on the sofa or bathroom floor. "You let that dog run your life." I'm not eating her food again, I don't care how bad she wants my Philly cheesesteak.

Keep going for several more pictures, then complain about waking up with back cramps.






  • Meh

    Now this is great. However unless you learn the pet from young on i doubt most will use it.

  • Xockszky

    Am I the only one who thinks this dog nook thing looks just like a coffin?

  • Jan Bergström

    "Ooof, the earthquake comes again! And mom is screaming 'oh god!', ooof!"

  • DC Madman

    That would be called a urinal in my house.

  • He wouldn't sleep there though - he'd want to sleep on the bed with me and that would just cramp my style.

  • jodyberry

    I love the name of their pet: "Pet"

  • Tigerh8r

    Can the dog read or is the owner too stupid to remember which bowl is which?

  • Bling Nye

    I'm more concerned that one holds "water" and the other "dog".

  • New Extension

    I like your AVI

  • thisguy

    What happens when the dog pees the bed?

  • Bling Nye

    Same as when the person pees the bed. Rub their nose in it.

  • Steven Collatos

    the bowl probably says "dog food".

  • Geekologie

    suuuuure it does

  • Bling Nye

    I should probably actually read what you write, occasionally.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Glad you mentioned the dog bowls, GW. I noticed that too, that's some shady shit right there...

  • Konstantin

    Could be for dog food, cat food, and water, because only the former two need to be distinct for the species?

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