This is a video of an intrepid explorer (think Dora but with a blue shirt and trying to grow a beard) sticking his hand in some rock hole and pulling out a ball of daddy long legs (previous balls of daddy long legs posts HERE, HERE and HERE in case you want to freak out friends or coworkers today). And that is exactly why I don't live my life running around sticking my hands in mystery holes all willy-nilly. I stuck my hand in a hole once and you know what I got? "Your fingers bit off?" What? No. That hole just happened to be the drive-thru window at McDonalds, so I got a ten piece nugget and two cheeseburgers. Don't expect to be so lucky.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to my buddy D.j., who's surprised anybody whose parents didn't teach them to not go around sticking their hands in random holes has lived to graduate high school.