This is Imgurian angryhamzter's son in the ugly Christmas sweater he wore to kindergarten one day. Apparently angryhamzter didn't notice the 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' was spelled in Santa's urine until his son's teacher told him after school. Honestly, I wish Santa would pee on my roof. Then I'd zipline down from my treehouse, catch him by surprise, and beat some extra presents out of him. Also I can't believe they make this sweater in kid's sizes. This is an outrage. Just kidding, this is the world we live in.
Thanks to Mason, who sent his kid to school wearing a sweater with two reindeer humping. I have that one.