Kylo Ren Balancing On Top Of BB-8 Playing 'The Final Countdown' On Flaming Bagpipes In The Rain

December 29, 2015


Because Keep Portland Weird, this is a video of the Unipiper dressed as Kylo Ren, balancing on top of a headless BB-8 (what did you do to him?!) while playing Europe's 'The Final Countdown' on flaming bagpipes in the rain. Did you forget this was the internet? As proud as your high school English teacher would be, this isn't a book. This is a series of tubes. Think of it as like, a subway system of information. No -- a sewer system. It's way more like a sewer.

Keep going for the video, then inquire for his birthday party rates.

Thanks to Ashraf H, who's more than a little disappointed he also wasn't juggling lightsabers.

  • nine4t4

    "A gentleman is someone that know how to play the bagpipes,-and doesn't" -Noel Coward (attrib.)

    Seriously, are there any NORMAL people left in Portland?

  • Melissa

    The normal people moving in and driving up rent prices have pushed out most of the native Portlanders (AKA the weirdos, AKA my people). I think it's pretty much just this guy representing for the freakbabies at this point.

  • Brian Fitzgerald

    This is painfully stupid.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I haven't seen the movie yet, how accurate is this, in particular, to Kylo Ren's bagpipe playing talent?

  • César H. Sandoval

    Accurate only in the fact that this sound is as annoying as every time Kylo Ren says something in the film.

  • Krespie

    Bagpipe playing is too soulful; not emo enough.

  • bggb

    Not as accurate as when Jar Jar Binks plays, but pretty close.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Well this guy doesn't show off any bagpipe based combat skills, so it's hard to make a comparison.

  • The_Wretched

    Klyo ren has issues.

  • More like 'Keep Portland Annoying'

  • Ollie Williams

    Yes, super annoying. So annoying, no one should move here. We're all annoying, flaming bag pipe carrying hipsters. Best to stay away, especially if you're from California. It's absolutely terrible here, in all ways.

  • Batmanfanboy

    I had to laugh, if you feel like this is annoying then why are you on a geek website to begin with

  • Bling Nye

    The joke

    Your head

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