This is the $40 Chin Rest Arm from Thanko. It mounts to the edge of a desk and can hold your head up on those days coffee isn't doing its job. I hate it when coffee doesn't do its job. 'I can't do my job if you don't do yours!' I yell at my half-empty mug some mornings. Coffee and I have a love/hate relationship. I love that it helps me wake up and work in the morning, but I hate that it makes me poop my pants on the drive to the office.
Keep going for one more shot. And for the record, no, it doesn't give handjobs, don't be ridiculous I already called the company's customer service line and asked.
Thanks to Miss Cleo, who told me I'm going to get rich soon. Heck yeah! Presumably by not calling $9.95/minute psychic hot-lines anymore.