I'm Awake!: Fake Hand Chin Rest For Computer Use

December 4, 2015


This is the $40 Chin Rest Arm from Thanko. It mounts to the edge of a desk and can hold your head up on those days coffee isn't doing its job. I hate it when coffee doesn't do its job. 'I can't do my job if you don't do yours!' I yell at my half-empty mug some mornings. Coffee and I have a love/hate relationship. I love that it helps me wake up and work in the morning, but I hate that it makes me poop my pants on the drive to the office.

Keep going for one more shot. And for the record, no, it doesn't give handjobs, don't be ridiculous I already called the company's customer service line and asked.


Thanks to Miss Cleo, who told me I'm going to get rich soon. Heck yeah! Presumably by not calling $9.95/minute psychic hot-lines anymore.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    "Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?"

    "Just computer stuff."

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Japan. It's always Japan.

  • Andy Green

    He was crouched over so he could read the screen. Now he can't read the screen. A better solution would be to get a monitor and a monitor stand.

  • Meh

    This is quality content. Not even being sarcastic here GW.

  • MustacheHam

    Are you too lazy to care about posture and your professional reputation in the office? Well here's the product for you!

    This handy product will help prevent you from slouching by making you sit upright while simply holding your chin. This can also be adjusted to hold your cheek, forehead, or your face.

    It's absolutely uncomfortable as it has no fabric or foam exterior. We also haven't had the care to include a warmer. So you're left dealing with a cold hard plastic hand to rest your face on.

  • Bling Nye

    Bonus: take it off your desk and use it to slap your co-workers' asses/faces.


  • TheQiwiMan


  • Bling Nye


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