I Call The Death Star: Star Wars Planets Glassware Set

December 3, 2015


This is the $40 Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set available from ThinkGeek. It comes with six 10-ounce glasses including four planets, one moon (Endor) and one space station Luke Skywalker mistook for a moon before Obi-Wan set him straight (the Death Star). The Alderaan glass purposefully looks cracked because, as I'm sure you're aware if you're as into Star Wars as I am, the planet is prone to earthquakes. "No, it's because the Death Star blew it up." Fine, you're a bigger Star Wars fan than me, congratulations.

Keep going for a shot of three of the glasses sitting on a table. Exciting stuff!


Thanks to jess, who dared me to drink some Dagobah swamp water and now I have worms.

  • Mike

    I think that's actually the Forest Moon of Endor. Endor was a gas giant.

  • Bling Nye

    $40? Fuck no. They're like $4 each at best. I swear, the pricing on ThinkGeek is insanely overblown. All the rich tech nerds think nothing of paying way more for stuff than it's actually worth, ruining it for the rest of us average chump nerds.

  • Wonfis

    Wow, no spoiler tags for A New Hope?

  • Dukeman42

    Cool glasses. Sadly, I stopped shopping Thinkgeek when they were bought by Gamestop.

  • Skyinferno

    I feel like I would have to drop Alderaan just to watch it shatter....

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